15 Weird Facts About Me

We all think we are weird right? There are little things we do and say on a daily basis that make us realize that we are not normal at all. I genuinely feel like I have exceeded the ‘right’ amount of weirdness to be classified as human. There are certainly more weird facts about me but here are my top 15

1. I USED TO COLLECT MCDONALDS TOYS. I STILL HAVE THEM. NEVER LOST EVEN ONE. I CANโ€™T LET GO OF THEM AND I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP THEM.

2. I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT TOUCHING SOMEONE I’M SLEEPING WITH, WHETHER ITS MY MOTHER, SISTER OR PARTNER, I JUST HAVE TO TOUCH THEM. AT LEAST THEIR TOE.

3. I CUT ONE SLICE OF BREAD INTO 4 SQUARE PIECES BEFORE EATING IT.

4. I CAN’T SPELL ‘GUARANTEE’ WITHOUT MESSING UP AT LEAST 4 TIMES.

5. I HAVE THIS WEIRD UNCONTROLLABLE HABIT OF STARING AT PEOPLE AND TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER.

6. I GET DISTURBED AND LOSE FOCUS WHEN SOMEONE PRONOUNCES ‘ESTABLISH’ AS ‘ESTER BLEASH’.

7. WHEN I AM WATCHING TV, I HAVE ONE-SIDED CONVERSATIONS WITH THE PEOPLE ON TV.

8. I AM TERRIFIED OF CROSSING BIG BUSY ROADS, I JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN TO GO.

9. I GREET MY MOTHER AT LEAST 15 TIMES A DAY AND SINCE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A WEIRD HUMAN BEING SHE ACTUALLY GREETS BACK EVERYTIME.

10. I CAN FALL ASLEEP WEARING A WATCH, BRA, SHOES, NECKLACE, TIGHT JEANS, BOMBER JACKET, CREDIT/STUDENT CARD AND PEN IN MY POCKETS. YEAH, THAT JUST SUMS UP HOW LAZY I AM.

11. WHEN Iโ€™M NOT WEARING SHOES, I WALK ON MY TOES.

12. I HAVE BEEN THE SAME SIZE AND HEIGHT SINCE I WAS 12.

13. THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT USING A FOLK AND KNIFE IS PIZZA, BUT NO ONE DOES THAT.

14. IF MY PHONE RINGS WHILE I HAVE MY EARPHONES ON, I UNPLUG THEM TO ANSWER THE CALL.

15. IF YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF A CROWD, THROW SOMETHING AT ME AND TELL ME TO CATCH โ€“ NO MATTER HOW CLOSE OR FAR YOU ARE, FAST OR SLOW YOU THROW IT, LIGHT OR HEAVY THAT OBJECT IS, I WILL STILL MISS IT.

39 thoughts on “15 Weird Facts About Me

  1. โ€œAt least their toeโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
    I enjoyed reading this and getting to know some weird, cool facts about you. Weird is good in my book๐Ÿ™‚
    I get terrified about crossing busy roads too!

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜…And when they wake up before me, l roll over and sleep on their side. I’m unbelievably weird๐Ÿ˜„!
      Thanks for reading Lee. Friendly tip for crossing busy roads: Cross with a crowd of people ๐Ÿ˜…

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      1. Lmao I always try to cross busy roads with someone else or a group! It definitely helps. Unless that person or group is just all wrong themselves then youโ€™re screwed

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚Being around you would make me feel so much better because I would throw things at you knowing you won’t catch them then I’ll feel good because I’m not the only one with that problem ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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  2. Oh, god! Number 14, haha! I thought I was the only one doing that, my friends always look at me strangely when I unplug my earphones just to answer a call… I don’t know, it feels better like that.

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    1. It literally does feel better ๐Ÿ˜…. To me, earphones are just for music and videos (and voice notes from your friends who say weird stuff๐Ÿ˜„). Thanks for reading Georgia โค

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  3. I have this weird thing where when I actually do get sleep.

    I’ll lay in bed… push my socks off with my feet… then rub them simotainiously aginst each other till I fall asleep…

    Lol… no lie… it’s like I’m trying to start a small fire with my ashy ass feet… lol

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚My feet are forever and always cold but I’ve never thought of doing that! ๐Ÿ˜„I normally just tuck my cold feet between the legs of whoever I’m sleeping with and hope l don’t get kicked ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. Omg I used to collect McDonaldโ€™s toys too when they had the Hello Kitty collection! I had them all sitting on my desk and every time we went I would ask a worker to give me one that I didnโ€™t already have!๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€”https://emilyryannblogblog.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/listening-when-god-speaks/

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