Most of the time, relationships are wrecked all because of something that could’ve been avoided so easily – learning how to communicate with females. I mean, females are tricky they hand out a million moods at once and it’s hard to catch up. Hopefully, after this mini guide, guys will be able to save their relationships by simply learning how females communicate.
- When she says she is almost ready and asks you to give her 5 min – come with your fully charged laptop, connect your joystick and play your FIFA game in the car because she’s coming out the house in an hour, you might as well make yourself comfortable. [NB: Be outside though because she might just throw a tantrum if she peeks out the window and you aren’t there although reality is that she hasn’t yet decided on what she is going to wear and still needs to go iron whatever she decides on]
- If you are texting her and all of a sudden she stops using emojis – READ UP… See where she stopped using them? That’s where you messed up brother. Humble yourself and correct yourself. If you don’t see anything wrong with what you said, kindly ask her to help you [NB: There is a greater chance that she will help you if you are smart enough to identify the text that ruined everything]
- Do not, I repeat, do not ask her where she would like to eat because I guarantee you that she already knows she wants the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese from McDonalds with extra extra extra fries BUT she will look at you so innocently and say, “I don’t know”. TELL her where you are taking her (preferably a restaurant you know she doesn’t like) so that she can speak up and give suggestions.
- When she tells you stories about her day and how she woke up to a cockroach crawling on her pillow, stories on how her cat died this morning and stories about struggling to find the right foundation and lipstick – ‘act’ interested in the stories and I put that in inverted commas because on the real, you couldn’t care less about the roach and the cat and you can’t relate to her story about the make-up. So act it out by gasping and using words like, ‘Oh my!’, ‘Really though?’, ‘Goodness me!’, ‘You lie!’ and sprinkle those words by using the appropriate facial expressions.
[…] to help the gents understand their ladies and overall save their relationship by giving them a Basic Male Guide to Female Communication. So this time around, I am helping the ladies out – this your guide to understanding your guy! […]
Women, you’all are sooo amazing
My mom often teaches me the do’s n don’t about for wen I get married (someday). I was like mom so u too are one dem, and she was like m I a man …lool
I will add ds to my archive of what to know about women 😊
Haha I remember teaching my hubby to “act interested” by throwing in a “whaaat???” and “Noooo” every now and then lol
Lol. It is very necessary, I hope he realises that
😂😊 Glad I could help
Hahaha! This is so true! Love the post!
Thank you ☺
The first point got me really hooked 😂 *Plugging my PlayStation*
Excellent tips and very funny 🙂 Thanks for sharing 🙂
Thank you for reading ☺
The pleasure is mine Mbalenhle 🙂
Hahaha – that’s so funny, and yet so … (oh, what’s that word – intuitive, prescient, informative, true, pervasive, persuasive, intelligent) … I don’t know. Anyways – it’s good. I like it. 🙂
Kindness – Robert.
I didn’t realise that there were places in the world that did this. Shocking stuff really.
Thanks for the follow on my blog.
this tips sounds weird but genuine simultaneously….
are all girls bizzare like this 😝
We are all more or less like this 😂
Thanks Sthabile ❤ . Gotta help these fellas out hey 😄
I enjoy this…
I feel like you just wrote about me. Once one buddy
🙈 Thank you
Number one 😂😂😂😂 thank you
😂 And thank you too for reading
This was so good!!! I was shaking my head “yes” as I read this 😀
Thank you so much 😊
Enhle 😊, you never ceases to amaze me.
Thank you Oyama😆