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15 Weird Facts About Me

March 15, 2018 in Lifestyle, Personal - 2 min read

We all think we are weird right? There are little things we do and say on a daily basis that make us realize that we are not normal at all. I genuinely feel like I have exceeded the ‘right’ amount of weirdness to be classified as human. There are certainly more weird facts about me but here are my top 15

  1. I USED TO COLLECT MCDONALDS TOYS. I STILL HAVE THEM. NEVER LOST EVEN ONE. I CAN’T LET GO OF THEM AND I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP THEM.

  2. I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT TOUCHING SOMEONE I’M SLEEPING WITH, WHETHER ITS MY MOTHER, SISTER OR PARTNER, I JUST HAVE TO TOUCH THEM. AT LEAST THEIR TOE.

  3. I CUT ONE SLICE OF BREAD INTO 4 SQUARE PIECES BEFORE EATING IT.

  4. I CAN’T SPELL ‘GUARANTEE’ WITHOUT MESSING UP AT LEAST 4 TIMES.

  5. I HAVE THIS WEIRD UNCONTROLLABLE HABIT OF STARING AT PEOPLE AND TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER.

  6. I GET DISTURBED AND LOSE FOCUS WHEN SOMEONE PRONOUNCES ‘ESTABLISH’ AS ‘ESTER BLEASH’.

  7. WHEN I AM WATCHING TV, I HAVE ONE-SIDED CONVERSATIONS WITH THE PEOPLE ON TV.

  8. I AM TERRIFIED OF CROSSING BIG BUSY ROADS, I JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN TO GO.

  9. I GREET MY MOTHER AT LEAST 15 TIMES A DAY AND SINCE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A WEIRD HUMAN BEING SHE ACTUALLY GREETS BACK EVERYTIME.

  10. I CAN FALL ASLEEP WEARING A WATCH, BRA, SHOES, NECKLACE, TIGHT JEANS, BOMBER JACKET, CREDIT/STUDENT CARD AND PEN IN MY POCKETS. YEAH, THAT JUST SUMS UP HOW LAZY I AM.

  11. WHEN I’M NOT WEARING SHOES, I WALK ON MY TOES.

  12. I HAVE BEEN THE SAME SIZE AND HEIGHT SINCE I WAS 12.

  13. THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT USING A FOLK AND KNIFE IS PIZZA, BUT NO ONE DOES THAT.

  14. IF MY PHONE RINGS WHILE I HAVE MY EARPHONES ON, I UNPLUG THEM TO ANSWER THE CALL.

  15. IF YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF A CROWD, THROW SOMETHING AT ME AND TELL ME TO CATCH – NO MATTER HOW CLOSE OR FAR YOU ARE, FAST OR SLOW YOU THROW IT, LIGHT OR HEAVY THAT OBJECT IS, I WILL STILL MISS IT.

43 Comments

  • questionsfromateenager March 16, 2018 at 00:42

    Hahahaha love this!! Such a good way to for your readers to get to know you better!

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 20:59

      πŸ˜„Thank you so much πŸ’•

  • Lee March 16, 2018 at 02:17

    β€œAt least their toe” πŸ˜‚
    I enjoyed reading this and getting to know some weird, cool facts about you. Weird is good in my bookπŸ™‚
    I get terrified about crossing busy roads too!

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:00

      πŸ˜…And when they wake up before me, l roll over and sleep on their side. I’m unbelievably weirdπŸ˜„!
      Thanks for reading Lee. Friendly tip for crossing busy roads: Cross with a crowd of people πŸ˜…

      • Lee March 20, 2018 at 08:00

        Lmao I always try to cross busy roads with someone else or a group! It definitely helps. Unless that person or group is just all wrong themselves then you’re screwed

  • David Harris March 16, 2018 at 03:33

    The one about the toe is probably the weirdest, but I got my weirdness too. These things make us unique. Enjoyed getting to know you better.

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:01

      πŸ˜…It’s important to me to touch whoever I’m sleeping with. Haha. Thanks David, glad you enjoyed πŸƒ

      • David Harris March 17, 2018 at 00:26

        I might have to do this 15 Weird Facts in the future. πŸ˜ŠπŸ€”

        • Mbalenhle March 17, 2018 at 00:41

          You totally shouldπŸ™Œ!!

  • moonlightandmacaroons March 16, 2018 at 04:01

    I walk on my toes too haha! I thought I was the only one!!

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:02

      πŸ˜„You are totally not the only one! It happens so naturally even πŸ˜…

  • randomthoughtsbyhaya March 16, 2018 at 08:04

    Love getting to know you more! I also have a problem with catching things lol

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 20:59

      πŸ˜‚Being around you would make me feel so much better because I would throw things at you knowing you won’t catch them then I’ll feel good because I’m not the only one with that problem πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  • Gluecksgeist March 16, 2018 at 10:35

    I also unplug my earphones to answer a call πŸ˜… great post xx

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:02

      πŸ˜…Totally weird! Thank you hunπŸ’•

  • morey22 March 16, 2018 at 12:29

    Being the same height hahaha you never grow..
    Its nice knowing you better

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:03

      Never hey πŸ˜„, I’ve finally accepted it!
      Thank you for stopping by πŸ’•πŸ’•

      • morey22 March 18, 2018 at 20:36

        Haha hey how is South Africa πŸ˜‚
        You welcome.

  • Georgia March 16, 2018 at 12:35

    Oh, god! Number 14, haha! I thought I was the only one doing that, my friends always look at me strangely when I unplug my earphones just to answer a call… I don’t know, it feels better like that.

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:06

      It literally does feel better πŸ˜…. To me, earphones are just for music and videos (and voice notes from your friends who say weird stuffπŸ˜„). Thanks for reading Georgia ❀

  • Christopher Bland March 16, 2018 at 13:01

    I have this weird thing where when I actually do get sleep.

    I’ll lay in bed… push my socks off with my feet… then rub them simotainiously aginst each other till I fall asleep…

    Lol… no lie… it’s like I’m trying to start a small fire with my ashy ass feet… lol

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:07

      πŸ˜‚My feet are forever and always cold but I’ve never thought of doing that! πŸ˜„I normally just tuck my cold feet between the legs of whoever I’m sleeping with and hope l don’t get kicked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      • Christopher Bland March 16, 2018 at 22:00

        lol! well you no what they say about people who get cold feet

  • myexpressionofthoughtsblog March 16, 2018 at 14:42

    it was lovely knowing you

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:07

      Thank you so muchπŸ™Œβ€

  • astoldbyali March 16, 2018 at 15:18

    Lol I was the same way when sleeping with people, when I went away for university and didn’t have anyone I had to find a way around that. It was so hard but I just got lots of pillows

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:09

      I. Wouldn’t. Survive! πŸ˜… But I would probably end up trying pillows like you doπŸ˜„ thanks for the hackπŸ˜‚

  • ameliacdowling March 16, 2018 at 19:45

    This made me so happy to read, I love knowing people’s quirks!

    • Mbalenhle March 16, 2018 at 21:10

      Thank you Amelia 😊. I’m glad you enjoyed πŸ’•πŸ’•

  • Deshi Nenkinan Nehemiah March 17, 2018 at 15:10

    Hahaha you’re really weird but number two is the weirdest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Mbalenhle March 20, 2018 at 00:31

      πŸ˜‚I even freak out when l wake up in the middle of the night and I’m not touching them πŸ˜…πŸ’”

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  • Whitneyibeblog March 20, 2018 at 12:02

    Interesting… I’m also terrified of crossing big busy roads πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Glad to get to know you better.

  • TheTypicalBeautyBlog March 22, 2018 at 01:57

    LOOOL the fact that you unplug your headphones to take a call?! what why? hahaha also walking on your toes lol! This post had me creasinnggg!

    https://thetypicalbeautyblog.com

  • emilyryann March 26, 2018 at 05:23

    Omg I used to collect McDonald’s toys too when they had the Hello Kitty collection! I had them all sitting on my desk and every time we went I would ask a worker to give me one that I didn’t already have!πŸ˜‚ β€”https://emilyryannblogblog.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/listening-when-god-speaks/

  • Melodious* April 5, 2018 at 22:25

    This is hilarious!!!!!!!! At least their toe.lol And for the pizza, when eating it using a fork…. how do you deal with the cheese that stretches?

    • Mbalenhle April 7, 2018 at 00:48

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I chop that cheese off with a knife or roll it around with the folkπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Simon April 10, 2018 at 05:55

    This is great… Weird is good!

  • Neema Ali June 10, 2018 at 20:56

    Hahah so funny.. Esta bleash

  • duskalert August 16, 2018 at 00:10

    Hahaaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ THIS IS SOO HILARIOUS YET SOOO RELATABLE.!!!
    I ALSO LOVED COLLECTING MCDONALD’S TOYS AND I LOVE STARING PEOPLE.

    I READ YOUR ABOUT PAGE. PLEASED TO KNOW YOU.😊 FOUND A WAY HERE THROUGH CHERYLENE’S BLOG. NOW FOLLOWING SO LOOKING FORWARD TO EXPLORE YOUR BLOG MORE.😊
    BLESSINGS.🌸
    XOXOXO.πŸ’–.
    JANNAT.

    • Mbalenhle September 6, 2018 at 14:52

      I’m so glad you stopped byπŸ˜„! You collected the McD toys too? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You’ve just made me feel better because now l know I’m not the only oneπŸ€—πŸ’•

      • duskalert September 6, 2018 at 16:29

        HahahaaaπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ You’re so funny. ⚘😊
        Good to know you.!

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