15 Weird Facts About Me

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We all think we are weird right? There are little things we do and say on a daily basis that make us realize that we are not normal at all. I genuinely feel like I have exceeded the ‘right’ amount of weirdness to be classified as human. There are certainly more weird facts about me but here are my top 15

  1. I USED TO COLLECT MCDONALDS TOYS. I STILL HAVE THEM. NEVER LOST EVEN ONE. I CAN’T LET GO OF THEM AND I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP THEM.

  2. I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT TOUCHING SOMEONE I’M SLEEPING WITH, WHETHER ITS MY MOTHER, SISTER OR PARTNER, I JUST HAVE TO TOUCH THEM. AT LEAST THEIR TOE.

  3. I CUT ONE SLICE OF BREAD INTO 4 SQUARE PIECES BEFORE EATING IT.

  4. I CAN’T SPELL ‘GUARANTEE’ WITHOUT MESSING UP AT LEAST 4 TIMES.

  5. I HAVE THIS WEIRD UNCONTROLLABLE HABIT OF STARING AT PEOPLE AND TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER.

  6. I GET DISTURBED AND LOSE FOCUS WHEN SOMEONE PRONOUNCES ‘ESTABLISH’ AS ‘ESTER BLEASH’.

  7. WHEN I AM WATCHING TV, I HAVE ONE-SIDED CONVERSATIONS WITH THE PEOPLE ON TV.

  8. I AM TERRIFIED OF CROSSING BIG BUSY ROADS, I JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN TO GO.

  9. I GREET MY MOTHER AT LEAST 15 TIMES A DAY AND SINCE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A WEIRD HUMAN BEING SHE ACTUALLY GREETS BACK EVERYTIME.

  10. I CAN FALL ASLEEP WEARING A WATCH, BRA, SHOES, NECKLACE, TIGHT JEANS, BOMBER JACKET, CREDIT/STUDENT CARD AND PEN IN MY POCKETS. YEAH, THAT JUST SUMS UP HOW LAZY I AM.

  11. WHEN I’M NOT WEARING SHOES, I WALK ON MY TOES.

  12. I HAVE BEEN THE SAME SIZE AND HEIGHT SINCE I WAS 12.

  13. THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT USING A FOLK AND KNIFE IS PIZZA, BUT NO ONE DOES THAT.

  14. IF MY PHONE RINGS WHILE I HAVE MY EARPHONES ON, I UNPLUG THEM TO ANSWER THE CALL.

  15. IF YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF A CROWD, THROW SOMETHING AT ME AND TELL ME TO CATCH – NO MATTER HOW CLOSE OR FAR YOU ARE, FAST OR SLOW YOU THROW IT, LIGHT OR HEAVY THAT OBJECT IS, I WILL STILL MISS IT.

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  • Hahaaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ THIS IS SOO HILARIOUS YET SOOO RELATABLE.!!!
    I ALSO LOVED COLLECTING MCDONALD’S TOYS AND I LOVE STARING PEOPLE.

    I READ YOUR ABOUT PAGE. PLEASED TO KNOW YOU.😊 FOUND A WAY HERE THROUGH CHERYLENE’S BLOG. NOW FOLLOWING SO LOOKING FORWARD TO EXPLORE YOUR BLOG MORE.😊
    BLESSINGS.🌸
    XOXOXO.πŸ’–.
    JANNAT.

    • I’m so glad you stopped byπŸ˜„! You collected the McD toys too? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You’ve just made me feel better because now l know I’m not the only oneπŸ€—πŸ’•

      • HahahaaaπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ You’re so funny. ⚘😊
        Good to know you.!

  • Hahah so funny.. Esta bleash

  • Simon at

    This is great… Weird is good!

  • This is hilarious!!!!!!!! At least their toe.lol And for the pizza, when eating it using a fork…. how do you deal with the cheese that stretches?

    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I chop that cheese off with a knife or roll it around with the folkπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Omg I used to collect McDonald’s toys too when they had the Hello Kitty collection! I had them all sitting on my desk and every time we went I would ask a worker to give me one that I didn’t already have!πŸ˜‚ β€”https://emilyryannblogblog.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/listening-when-god-speaks/

  • LOOOL the fact that you unplug your headphones to take a call?! what why? hahaha also walking on your toes lol! This post had me creasinnggg!

    https://thetypicalbeautyblog.com

  • Interesting… I’m also terrified of crossing big busy roads πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Glad to get to know you better.

  • […] because after all we got a little of that to us. You think you can handle it? Shoutout to Budding Regardless , who I got this idea from. Check her out if you haven’t. She’s an excellent blogger. […]

  • Hahaha you’re really weird but number two is the weirdest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • πŸ˜‚I even freak out when l wake up in the middle of the night and I’m not touching them πŸ˜…πŸ’”

  • This made me so happy to read, I love knowing people’s quirks!

    • Thank you Amelia 😊. I’m glad you enjoyed πŸ’•πŸ’•

  • Lol I was the same way when sleeping with people, when I went away for university and didn’t have anyone I had to find a way around that. It was so hard but I just got lots of pillows

    • I. Wouldn’t. Survive! πŸ˜… But I would probably end up trying pillows like you doπŸ˜„ thanks for the hackπŸ˜‚

  • it was lovely knowing you

  • I have this weird thing where when I actually do get sleep.

    I’ll lay in bed… push my socks off with my feet… then rub them simotainiously aginst each other till I fall asleep…

    Lol… no lie… it’s like I’m trying to start a small fire with my ashy ass feet… lol

    • πŸ˜‚My feet are forever and always cold but I’ve never thought of doing that! πŸ˜„I normally just tuck my cold feet between the legs of whoever I’m sleeping with and hope l don’t get kicked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Georgia at

    Oh, god! Number 14, haha! I thought I was the only one doing that, my friends always look at me strangely when I unplug my earphones just to answer a call… I don’t know, it feels better like that.

    • It literally does feel better πŸ˜…. To me, earphones are just for music and videos (and voice notes from your friends who say weird stuffπŸ˜„). Thanks for reading Georgia ❀

  • morey22 at

    Being the same height hahaha you never grow..
    Its nice knowing you better

    • Never hey πŸ˜„, I’ve finally accepted it!
      Thank you for stopping by πŸ’•πŸ’•

      • morey22 at

        Haha hey how is South Africa πŸ˜‚
        You welcome.

  • I also unplug my earphones to answer a call πŸ˜… great post xx

  • Love getting to know you more! I also have a problem with catching things lol

    • πŸ˜‚Being around you would make me feel so much better because I would throw things at you knowing you won’t catch them then I’ll feel good because I’m not the only one with that problem πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  • I walk on my toes too haha! I thought I was the only one!!

    • πŸ˜„You are totally not the only one! It happens so naturally even πŸ˜…

  • The one about the toe is probably the weirdest, but I got my weirdness too. These things make us unique. Enjoyed getting to know you better.

    • πŸ˜…It’s important to me to touch whoever I’m sleeping with. Haha. Thanks David, glad you enjoyed πŸƒ

  • Lee at

    β€œAt least their toe” πŸ˜‚
    I enjoyed reading this and getting to know some weird, cool facts about you. Weird is good in my bookπŸ™‚
    I get terrified about crossing busy roads too!

    • πŸ˜…And when they wake up before me, l roll over and sleep on their side. I’m unbelievably weirdπŸ˜„!
      Thanks for reading Lee. Friendly tip for crossing busy roads: Cross with a crowd of people πŸ˜…

      • Lee at

        Lmao I always try to cross busy roads with someone else or a group! It definitely helps. Unless that person or group is just all wrong themselves then you’re screwed

  • Hahahaha love this!! Such a good way to for your readers to get to know you better!

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