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Guys Need to Start Being Stingy With Their Penises

June 16, 2017 in Articles, Rant - 3 min read

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES HENCE IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE SOUL AND MIND AND YOU KNOW YOU CATCH FEELINGS EASILY, I ADVICE YOU TO READ SOFTER ARTICLES I HAVE WRITTEN – SUCH AS MY PREVIOUS POST. IF THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU THEN DO READ ON.

The world we live in is crazy because of the stereotypes we have created. It’s crazy how ladies come off as kind of ‘cool’ and ‘wife material’ when they straight up tell guys that they want to sleep with them however it’s a completely different story when guys say that – they are considered as being perverts and ‘f*ck boys’. Why is it that ladies should be open about such and be considered the ideal woman but guys can’t?

In comparison to guys, the chances of ladies getting ‘it’ when she asks are higher, whether that quest was directed to her lover, her friend’s lover or lover’s friend, the chances of her getting what she wants are still way higher. A guy, on the other hand, cannot be direct about what he wants that day – he would have to clean his room, get pizza, be shirtless and call you over for some Netflix. This, nonetheless, still would not assure him that he will get to smash that night. Oh sure, he would have a great time when she comes over and when she compliments how spruce he is, when she giggles while they nibble on pizza, when she admires the fact that he is physically well built and she will genuinely enjoy the movie.

Watch how she will suddenly have to be somewhere the instant the movie credits come up. So, now you are left with a mess to clean up and you are yet to catch a cold – bear in mind, you were half naked the whole night. She is gone, she is full and she will surely recommend the movie to her boyfriend.

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Most of the people that are ‘easy’ are the guys. I substantiate this claim with this rhetorical question – If a female comes up to a guy and tells him that she wants to sleep with them, how many guys would actually reject this request? How many guys would actually tell the lady to get to know them a little rather? How many guys would actually tell her, “I’m good, I have a girlfriend”?

A guy’s penis should be considered as precious as a lady’s vagina. What has made us think that the more people a guy can sleep with, the cooler he gets? You find guys mindlessly boasting with their friends about how many people they have slept with. Do they not reckon that maybe their daughters will boast as much as their father?

Why are guys so blind to the fact that they are just as ‘easy’ as they claim ladies are? Learn to be stingy. Go ahead and tell her you are waiting for marriage. Tell her about the 90-day rule that you obey. Have a mysterious d*ck-game. Do not let ladies treat you so cheaply by making you sleep with them every time their partners start tripping. Don’t let them play you like that.

Maybe the problem is not with the ladies – it’s guys. Maybe guys should stop being silly and start valuing their penises, start being stingy with them, make the ladies earn it. Make her clean, buy pizza, be half-naked and call you over for Netflix. Make her thirsty for it. Make her wonder if she is getting it or not. Make her shave for nothing. Make them respect your penis and know it’s worth. Be stingy. Learn to say ‘NO’.

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21 Comments

  • Yecheilyah June 16, 2017 at 02:35

    Lol. That dropped mic at the end tho. Excellent post.

  • 76sanfermo June 16, 2017 at 08:57

    Love your ideas! Hope some guys will read this post…

  • Cherylene June 16, 2017 at 14:36

    Loved it! Mind blowing and straight to the point. 🙂 Self- worth is not just about women respecting themselves but men too. Thanks for sharing.

    • Mbalenhle June 17, 2017 at 18:59

      That’s true! Thanks Cherylene 😚

  • lauzieslifestyle June 16, 2017 at 14:44

    I loved reading this article because I always like your perspective on topics. I was super happy to scroll down my reader and see your name.
    I agree with this. At the same time, I remember in highschool hearing that girls were easy or slutty because they slept with a few people. Society seems to associate men as the only ones that want sex and as it’s natural – it’s completely acceptable and cool to have a high number. Women meanwhile, are portrayed as just wanting relationships and are not even too fussed about the sex. When they do want it – they have to be in a relationship for it to be normal. The stereotypes are crazy! Awesome post. x

    • Mbalenhle June 17, 2017 at 19:03

      “Society seems to associate men as the only ones that want sex” I am glad you mentioned that because I sort of avoided talking about that since I felt like I had already said way too much. It is super ridiculous how we have made it seem so absurd for females to be sexual. Thanks for that Lauzie. And thank you for reading 💖

  • Sophie Li June 19, 2017 at 14:14

    I love this post – it is hilarious and thought provoking at the same time!
    I agree that there is a double standard when it comes to men and women and sex. It is perfectly reasonable for guys to have slept with many women. While women are looked down upon if they have slept with many men. It is interesting that you bring up that women can be straight forward and say “I want to sleep with you” while men have to be more roundabout. That’s something that I haven’t realized before 🙂
    Thanks for stopping by my blog!

    Cheers,
    Sophie

    • da-AL June 20, 2017 at 05:50

      well said, Sophie – so perfect, Mbalenhle 🙂

    • Mbalenhle June 22, 2017 at 01:04

      😊 Thanks for reading Sophie

  • That Other Petra Guy June 20, 2017 at 17:36

    Truly enjoyed reading that!

    • Mbalenhle June 22, 2017 at 01:04

      I’m glad you did ☺. Thanks for stopping by

  • HumbleRudeBwoy June 21, 2017 at 09:59

    Well, this is true. Tis not easy for a guy to say no to sex if a lady approach her.

    • Mbalenhle June 22, 2017 at 01:05

      Haha. Thank you so much for your honesty 😃

  • K E Garland June 23, 2017 at 16:03

    Love this. Rarely do I read something that makes me actually think a little deeper. I think you’re absolutely right. We never discuss this double standard. Men need to take responsibility too.

  • consciousblogger June 27, 2017 at 08:36

    Cool write up!

  • voices July 6, 2017 at 07:37

    My favorite😀😀

  • robgradens July 7, 2017 at 18:34

    Sorry, I misspelled your name. It’s sort of a tongue twister to a whitey like me! I know your name is Mbalenhle. I totally respect your feminism, as an article of faith. Hope this message finds you well. Your Robert

  • ultimatetravel8 August 8, 2017 at 14:47

    Interesting post!

  • Kurian August 16, 2017 at 16:09

    No no, I stay here with you.
    Softer posts, even I can write, but I follow higher talent to read the higher quality posts.
    And I like this
    Well done

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